Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Category No. 3) Most Insulting to the Prophet Blog Post

Perhaps our most creative category!

3) Most Insulting to the Prophet Blog Post

9 comments:

Dag said...

I can't find Derrick Devereau ny longer, but his work remains available, in part, at No Dimmitude.

http://nodhimmitude.blogspot.com/2006/01/muslim-cartoon-people.html

Try: no dhimmitude muslim cartoon people.

Derrick is excellent. Click on the Mohammed photograph for an enlarged view

Wally Keeler said...

OK, check these out: exerpts from the black box transcript of United flight 93, September 11, 2001 put into a found poem format, entitled ALLAHU AKBARBARIAN: http://poetency.blogspot.com/2008/07/found-poem-allahu-akbarbarian.html

The graphical poem IN MEMORY OF FLIGHT 93: http://poetency.blogspot.com/2008/07/in-memory-of-flight-93-sept-11-2001.html

WEAPON OF HAMAS DESTRUCTION: http://poetency.blogspot.com/2008/07/weapon-of-hamas-destruction.html

Following closely the rhyme scheme and format of a Shakespearian SONNET IN THE NAME OF ALLAh; scroll down to the rhyming couplet:
http://bp1.blogger.com/_xRNkKmg53L0/SIJEL0OuuEI/AAAAAAAAAJY/ArkH-0xj-mE/s1600-h/In+The+Name+Of.JPG

MOHAMMED AS A BLOCKHEAD: http://bp2.blogger.com/_xRNkKmg53L0/SHT_Wv-yKbI/AAAAAAAAAD4/xuZywjImaXA/s1600-h/Blockhead-small.jpg

KREEPS OF THE KU KLUX KORAN: http://poetency.blogspot.com/2008/08/kreeps-of-ku-klux-koran.html

FATWA FATWAR CRAFT: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/213/506900504_65bf51463c.jpg

FOUND POEM: YASSAR ARAFAT ON/OFF, 1/O, YES/NO, ALIVE/DEAD: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/229/523264442_e48b453d70_b.jpg

Of course, I don't feed at the arts grants trough, so I'm relatively unknown. Media pundits are largely semi-literates about poetry, so they rely on state approved (grant-fed) poets for any comments. State-funded poets are the only bona-fide poets in Canada. Those who do not apply for grants are referred to as "self-described" poets.

Dear Lemmings: imagine this: there are UNOFFICIAL poets in Canada.

Anonymous said...

http://gpersonword.wordpress.com/2008/06/15/jihaad-ii/

Gpersonem@il

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Anonymous said...

Perhaps you could spell prophet without the capitalized "P" ?

Blazing Cat Fur said...

Would it get me a Section 13(1) anon?

Anonymous said...

"may God’s Blessing be upon him and those who died at the end of his sword."

http://marginalizedactiondinosaur.net/?p=4105

Can't insult him properly without using some of his swords. Never take a sword to a pun fight.

Anonymous said...

"State-funded poets are the only bona-fide poets in Canada. Those who do not apply for grants are referred to as "self-described" poets."

So Flanders fields Canada's most famous poem wasn't written by a real poet.

My name is Orlin said...

Robert Spenser at: http://jihadwatch.org/

Colonel Neville. said...

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How many fact based insults do you need? All the best. I hope these are of some use and that I win the trip for two to Club Med Mogadishu.

Colonel Neville.

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