Sunday, November 30, 2008

Announcing the Winners of the 1st Annual "Infidel Blogger Awards"

Well Infidelephians this 1st edition of the The Infidel Blogger Awards has been a thrilling roller coaster ride, complete with controversy, heartbreak and the... uh, uh, spirit of good natured rivalry.

Literally thousands of votes were cast making this award's debut a smashing success and a well aimed poke in the eye to the Jackbooted Stalinists of the Canadian Human Rights Commission.

Without further delay allow me to introduce our cherished winners of this inaugural editon of "The Georgies":

1) Blogger most likely to face a Section 13(1) complaint

FiveFeetOfFury takes top honours! Congratulations Kathy, I'm sure your new husband is as thrilled as you are;)

2) Most Insulting to the Prophet Blog Post

Dag of No Dhimmitude for a post so inflammatory Allah has vowed to personally torture him.
Congrats Dag - you'll have no trouble getting a date now.

3) Best Infidel Blogger - non-restricted category

Miracle of Miracles! Robert Spencer of Jihad Watch

I measure a man by his enemies.

4) Favourite Gal Infidel Blogger

In a surprise win Debbie Schlussel takes the category!
Surprising given her retiring manner and penchant for privacy.

5) Favourite Guy Infidel Blogger

No surprise here - none other than the man the Lying Jackal wishes he was - Ezra Levant

6) Most favourite MSM Anti-Islamist Pundit

Mark Steyn! The man who made the Sock Puppets Cry, but not before offering them dinner out.

7) Least Favourite Useful Idiot MSM Pundit

Everybody's favourite, the Toronto Stars leading Islamist Cheerleader Haroon Siddiqui

And now our most hotly debated category.....

8) Biggest Pro-Censorship Ass-Hat*

In a surprise, and shamelessly biased decision the Judge (that's me) decided to declare two winners in this category.

The Voters have spoken and CJ of LGF was the category winner by virtue of an overwhelming majority of the popular vote. Bravo Charles! I judge a man by his friends too.

However, finishing a close second and in recognition of the contribution made to the success of these awards by Jennifer Lynch I feel it my rightful duty to declare The Canadian Human Rights Commission co-winner in the Biggest Pro-Censorship Ass-Hat category. Short may you reign.

Thanks to all of you who supported this effort, it just goes to show, you can fight evil and have fun all at the same time!

Next year.


Anonymous said...

Well deserved win for Charles Johnson.


Josephine said...

Thanks for the poll, Blazing Cat Fur!

BabbaZee said...

thanks blazing cat fur
mazel tov Debbie

Q-Burn said...

I demand a recount!

Dag said...


I alway knew I was famous, and now the world knows it too. It's only a matter of time till even more people find out the truth about my famousness, proven by the award I've won this evening.

But I confess, it's not all my own doing that has earned me this brilliant status as a winner of World-Historic significance. Really, no. Others helped get me where I am today, and I'll thank them briefly here.

First, I'd like to thank all my fans and supporters, without whom I would never have won this award.

I'd especially like to thank my director. And also my agent. There's my hairdressing and make-up assistants who did wonders for me as well. Thanks to them. My accounting firm, my lawyer, and my home-brew wine guy, love you all. Cheques are in the mail.

I'd like to thank Blazing Catfur for making all this happen. But in the final analysis, none of this could ever have come about without the actions of Muslims who on 9 Sept, 2001 changed my life in a way I hope to reciprocate in the Muslim world eternally. Without you assholes I never would have given Islam a second thought. Now much of my life is given over to wrecking Islam and paying you all back in my own small ways.

To all others, thanks for this, and I had lots of fun being part of it. My best to you all.


Ed Mahmoud said...

Good to see Steyn and Levant, targets of the hate speech police (coming to the USA by 2010!), and, of course, Chuckles the Dancing Clown, who made the mistake of mentioning the voting on his blog, and thus allowing some of his sycophants to see the world beyond the guano filled cave they live in.

Nobody said...

Congratulations to Schlussel & Spencer on their victories, but I do regret that Pamela Geller/Atlas Shrugs was not on any list. Well, maybe next year!

Ed Mahmoud said...

Charles is overjoyed by the award...

Anonymous said...

Congratulations to the great Robert Spencer!

Anonymous said...

I assume the "Georgies" were named after St. George, the patron saint of England.

However, there is a less common St. George-- St. George of Toledo, whose patronage may be more fitting:

"Also arrested with them was a beggar named George, who belonged to the monastery of St. Sabas in Jerusalem and had toured Egypt and Europe in search of alms for his house. Since he could not be accused of the same crime as the others “apostasy from the Moslem faith ” George in order to obtain martyrdom insulted Mohammed to the Cadi’s face. Thus, when the first four were condemned to death by beheading, George was also included."

Congrats to all.

AtlanticJim said...

So your cowardly poll had Charles win eh?

Well I know who the real asshat is.

Cowards. The lot of you.

Anonymous said...

I still want to know why the vast majority of LGF defenders didn't have the guts to use their nics in the other thread, but I have a sneaking suspicion that the reason adds validity to the nomination.

AtlanticJim said...

Why would they bother to vote in a rigged contest?

Cowards. The lot of you.

ChenZhen said...

Atlantic Jim-

Why would they bother to vote in a rigged contest?

Cowards. The lot of you.

Ironically, that comment alone would probably have been enough to get you banned over there. Disrespecting the blogger, especially with an accusation of a nefarious conspiracy? You wouldn't have lasted long enough to hit the refresh button at LGF. In contrast, it doesn't look like you're going anywhere on this site. So, go ahead, say something else. Its fun!

Dag said...

I was the first to nominate Charles Johnson for the award, and now that I see his follow up, I wish I'd done it sooner.

Anonymous said...

chenzhen said...

I still want to know why the vast majority of LGF defenders didn't have the guts to use their nics in the other thread, but I have a sneaking suspicion that the reason adds validity to the nomination.

From writing style and content I recognized Medaura/Medusa, Realwest, and Irish Rose. There may have been a couple of other brainless, brainwashed ass-kissers but I'm certain of those three.

That being said, a well-deserved victory for Charles Johnson. "Rather" telling, isn't it?

Anonymous said...

"Rather" telling, isn't it?
Telling that in spite of front page coverage, CJ couldn't muster enough votes to save him from this humiliation.


Hannibal Lectern said...

Al Franken demands a recount.

Anonymous said...

Charles Johnson. A politically correct anti-jihad of one.

ChenZen said...

Fruit Cup's on the counter...

Sharmuta-fresh Tuna said...

"Telling that in spite of front page coverage, CJ couldn't muster enough votes to save him from this humiliation."

Chuckles' soldiers had his back, way back. He really can rally the troops, eh?

Zombie said...

How dare you disparage the West's greatest warrior! You'll never see me coming for you! I WILL avenge Him!!!

ChenZen said...

Come back 2 me, Sharm, the kids miss you something awful...

Friend of USA said...

"...Cowards. The lot of you.

You have it backwards,

we all were brave enough to post our "dissenting" opinion at LGF,

and we were all brave enough to be ready to debate anyone at LGF,

but Charles and his cult-followers/monitoring-lizards deleted our comments and closed our accounts because they were afraid one or two "unaproved" comment out of 846 would destroy Charles' "reputation".

I'd be brave enough say the same thing at LGF right now (and I'm sure most people here would be brave enough as well)
but I do not have an account anymore!
and anyway my comment would get deleted in mere seconds...

Tell us again who are the cowards?

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Dag said...

Spam. I got the exact message myself.